people in review #6

Bachelorette Ali Hopes Jake and Vienna Will Last
They won't. And btw, Ali quit her job to be the Bachelorette.

Tiger Woods's Caddy: I Would Have Blown the Whistle
He claims he would have tattled had he known about the affairs.

Megan Fox: I Can't Have Sex Without Love
Why am I highly doubting that? It's amazing where an image can get ya.

Should Sarah Palin Do an Alaska Reality Show?
No.

Naomi Campbell: I Won't Be Held Hostage to My Past
"Past" as like a week ago.

New Moon Director Promises Eclipse Will Be 'Steamy'
Just throwing this out there for all you Twilight fans.

Chelsea King's Parents: Sex Offender Release 'Let Every Child Down'
Pray for this fam!

Taylor Swift Finds Taylor Lautner Hot
Me too.

Kendra Wilkinson: I Use My Boobs to Get Privacy
By hiding in them?

Jenna Elfman Welcomes Second Son
They make an odd looking couple, no?

Producer: Sarah Palin Reality Show Won't Be 'Salacious'
Holy crap.

Which Couple Should Make Their Red Carpet Debut Oscar Night?
Mr. & Mrs. Messy Mommy

POLL: How Many Minutes Past 3 Hours Will the Oscars Go?
Official time: 3 hours, 37 minutes and 5 seconds

What You Didn't See on the Oscars
Probably a lot, considering I didn't watch.

See All the Oscar Winners and Nominees
In case you care.

You Voted! Best & Worst of the Oscars
Charlize Theron was definitely the WORST!

John Travolta: I'll Spend Rest of My Life Healing Over Son's Death
I can't even imagine.

Betty White Confirms She'll Appear on Saturday Night Live
That oughta be a good one.

Heidi Montag Spoofs Her Own Plastic Surgeries
I think she might have gone one too many sizes on the boobs.

Tiger Woods's College Girlfriend: He Deserves Another Chance
Says the woman who did NOT marry him.

Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler's Sexy Magazine Cover Revealed
Marry him.

FIRST LOOK: The Eclipse Trailer!
Again for you Twilight fans.

Freddie Prinze Jr. a Speed Demon with Diaper Changes
Dads change diapers? Huh.

Corey Haim Dies at Age 38
Another death?!

EXCLUSIVE: Bid on Robert Pattinson's Remember Me Costumes
Rob, no one is going to "remember you" in anything but Twilight.

Heidi Montag: Husband Spencer Pratt Is No Longer My Manager
She hired a psychic instead. This girl's got issues...

Kate Gosselin Is Determined to Win Dancing with the Stars
She was also determined to save her marriage.