letter of intent & fragments

Dear Raven~
I have some fabulous ideas. How about we cut our own hair, that would be fun. Maybe we can eat garlic powder straight from the container and then vomit. I love cleaning up vomit that smells of garlic, let's do it! We could also jump off the couch head first. Who doesn't love a concussion? The best thing we could do is throw ourselves down dramatically and cry for 30 minutes about how we don't want to go to bed. That's always my fave. So how about it girl? Whatta ya say?
Love, Bald Mommy

I'm crossing my fingers that the girls' leg warmers will come today so I can do my review and start the giveaway for FIVE pairs of leg warmers tomorrow! Don't forget you can get a discount at My Little Legs by using the coupon code, MessyMommy, and get 10 extra entries for the giveaway! They have cute boy styles too!

Throwing a baby shower tomorrow for my BFF. Don't get me started on how much I paid on PAPER plates, cups, and napkins. Ugh. I'll post pictures of all the cuteness.

Ya know that app I submitted last week? I GOT AN INTERVIEW. 1 week from today. Gotta go buy a new outfit!

Otter had a field trip today and was going to his first sleepover tonight. Wouldn't you know it's the only day this school year he winds up SICK! Boo.

Thanks for your input on my dilemma with The Baby. I'm not gonna stop worrying now. She's perfect.


Linked at Mrs. 4444's and Foursons.

you dialed the wrong number

The title has absolutely no significance. I just have Bebe in my head from this week's Just Dance video.

Today's the last day for the sling bookshelf giveaway. Enter here.

Yesterday, a mommy at Otter's gymnastics told me I looked great and asked if I exercised every day. When I told her I never exercised she punched me in the face. Okay. Not really. You can bet that was the highlight of my day.

Going to visit my college roommate tomorrow with only the boob baby in tow. So excited.

Otter had his spring concert this week. It was so cute but I did not enjoy one minute of it. All I could think of was, "The last time you were on that stage you had a seizure, is it going to happen again?"

Now, a few letters...

Dear Tooth Soap~
$100 cash giveaway for Friday Follow? You rock!
Signed, feelin lucky

Dear Mrs. 4444~
Thanks for the side note explaining that your name is pronounced Mrs. Fours. I was getting tired of saying Mrs. four four four four.
Signed, no longer wasting syllables

Dear baby girl~
You can't laugh and cry at the same time. It sends Mommy mixed signals.
Signed, laughing preferred

Dear Raven~
Next time you choose to say to me, "Don't talk to me like that," you should remember who gives the spankings around here.
Signed, empty threats

Dear Safari~
Dell's doctor thought it would be good for him if I gave you a try. I'm just not sure it's going to work out. I admit I've been cheating on you with Explorer, but come on, Netflix does not support our relationship. You have good qualities too, but I don't know if I'm ready to make a commitment.
Signed, mixed emotions

Dear new friend~
Thanks for inviting me to your Arbonne party, even if it is only to get you more free stuff.
Signed, I HAVE A NEW FRIEND!

Dear Sears.com~
Your sales rock, your shipping sucks. I paid just as much for shipping as I did the dresses.
Signed, dresses: $7 each, shipping: $7, my pretty matching girls: priceless

Are they cute or are they cute?



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fast food woes and yumminess

{FYI: Runza is a fantabulous fast-food restaurant in Nebraska with a few in surrounding states. They make their ranch fresh everyday and I LOVE me some restaurant ranch. And YES, there's a difference between restaurant ranch and store bought ranch.}

Dear Runza man-boy:

Thanks for telling me the kid's free ice cream cone coupon is now right on the kid's meal sack AFTER I had thrown the sacks away. I love your restaurant, but that's a little poopy don't you think? Although I admit, quite clever.

I am perfectly pleased with your free ice cream cone coupon instead of a toy, but you can't put it on a piece of trash and expect people to know it's there. How many flipping free ice cream cone coupons have I thrown away at this point?

And on another note, please don't touch my food after you've repeatedly rubbed your skunk-looking, greasy hair with your hands. That's gross. Just looking at your hair has made me lose my appetite. But I still want my free ice cream cones.

Thanks for the extra coupons, next time I'll remember to cut the damn things off the bag. I'm really highly disappointed about this.

Oh and Skunky? Don't forget my precious 38 cent ranch again. Get it right or pay the price. Nothing comes between this woman and her restaurant ranch. Nothing.

Signed, Runzaholic
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Have you heard of Runza? If not, what's your fave fast food restaurant and/or menu item?

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