So obviously I'm a million weeks behind, so I'll give you a quick recap, and then hopefully I'll keep you updated on a regular basis. We've missed some juicy stuff!
We'll start off with Lindsey Lohan and the engagement of Prince William & Kate Middleton. {pause} OK! Check that off the list. Moving on.
Pregnant: Mariah Carey, Pink, Kate Hudson, Alicia Silverstone, Ivanka Trump, Selma Blair, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Alba, Tanya Harding
Had a baby:
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, girl, Faith, by surrogate
Penelope Cruz & Javier something, boy
Owen Wilson, boy
Vince Vaughn, girl, Locklyn
John Travolta & Kelly Preston, boy, Benjamin
Melissa Rycroft Strickland, girl, Ava Grace
Christina Applegate, girl, Sadie Grace
Cake Boss, son, Carlo
Engaged:
Reese Witherspoon! YAY!
Kate Moss
Emma Bunton AKA Baby Spice
Jesse James & Kat Von D, THAT didn't take long.
Karina Smirnoff. AGAIN.
Hugh Hefner to a woman a good 80 years younger, {okay ONLY 60 years younger} Gross.
And this is too good, Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo AND Jessica Simpson and her flavor of the month AND Tony Romo and his blonde ALL got engaged within a month of each other. Hmmmmmm......
Divorce/Break-ups:
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
Eva Longoria & Tony Parker
Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson
Jude Law & Sienna Miller
Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal
January Jones and Jason Sudeikis
Shakira
Christina Aguilera, {who totally botched the National Anthem at the Super Bowl btw}
Troy Aikman
Jamie Pressly
Tony Hawk
John Mellancamp, who is now with Meg Ryan. Weird.
Call me out on anything important that I missed! Until next time!
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Friday, February 18, 2011
Sunday, October 24, 2010
people in review #23
What what what what what what what? How did I not hear about this? Will anyone survive Hollywood?
This is messed up. Seriously seriously messed up.
And yet another.
The conversation: (watching him on Glee.) Me: He's gay. Hubby: Doogie Howser's gay? Me: He's Doogie Howser? Ya I totally didn't know that. I never did watch that show though.
There's a shocker. Jessica Simpson's in love for the 27th time this year.
Otter's never playing football.
Can I come?
Um...... I don't believe that's the case. (Read on.)
I must agree.
When I was in Junior High reading about Prince William in Scholastic News, I totally believed I would marry him someday. If Katie can get Tom surely it's possible.
Holy smack I did NOT know Jennifer Grey was on DWTS! She's be worth watching! Did you know she's 50? Holy crap!
Just wait. The fame will poison her and she'll get a nose job.
Ah, Sweet Valley High, takes me back.
Holy Mackerdaps that is a long cat. Somewhat disturbing.
Seriously what does fame do to people? The pole is about 50/50.
True.
The cast and crew complained about working with him so he was replaced. Ouch. Maybe not as loved as Jodie thought.
That would be a no.
Trying to think of a witty comment but words fail me.
Good fit? I can't decide.
And yes, the Disney days are over.
And I don't skip breakfast.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
people in review #22
Botox gone wrong. Seriously seriously wrong.
Just wait a few years.
News to me.
Have 1 first. Then I'll ask you again.
You showed us. On the cover of People in your bikini. Nice.
Seriously?
Quite amusing actually. Don't know that I've ever seen that before.
Is it me or do marriage trouble rumors always seem to be true? Time reveals.
And this, my friends, is why some people can't commit.
Do I seriously have to wait another year to see the next movie? C'mon!
Did you watch his season? Something fishy went down there if you ask me. I think it's total crap he's the Bachelor AGAIN.
There are no words.
Are we just now establishing this?
Negative.
YES!
For "conversation." They each have their own shower head. I must admit I've always wanted a shower like that.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
people in review: long overdue!
Prepare yourself. I had a lot of catching up to do!
So let me get this straight. They were engaged for like a week? What was that about?
Right.
Holy Buckets! That would have been a flight worth paying for! I would've loved to see that!
Wuh???????????
There are so many successful people from that show....
Poll says Mel Gibson but if I hear anymore about Lindsey Lohan I'm gonna poke my eyes out.
Haven't seen it but I'm gonna have to go with disturbing. He pretty much fell off his rocker.
Considering the amount of time she spent with him I bet they were close.
No comment.
Jason and Jesse now married off. DeAnna still single.
ALERT THE MEDIA! NEVER BEFORE SEEN! A MOM MAKING LUNCH FOR HER KIDS!
Ya right.
Kim Kardashian could pull off wearing a raccoon as a hat.
I missed the last half of Army Wives this season. Guess I'll have to watch it on DVD.
Must be nice.
Wow, I'm way behind the times!
Don't know. Don't care.
Hilary Duff got married?
Now taking applications for personal Chef. Salary: You watching me enjoying your food.
Not super exciting if you ask me.
Yum.
A Bachelor video game? Really? Slightly pathetic. But I'm totally buying it. (Okay not really but I would like to play it just once.)
DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES! DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
people in review #20
I skipped the 50 billion stories about Lindsey Lohan being in jail. Let's think of something better to talk about mkay?
Breaking Dawn Screenwriter Votes for Showing Bella Giving Birth on Screen
Thanks for giving it away. I haven't read that book yet.
Tiger Woods Dodges Divorce Questions at British Open
Good call.
Bristol Palin Talks Marriage with Levi Johnston
What is she thinking?
Bristol: Sarah Palin Hasn't Forgiven Levi Johnston – Yet
Good luck Levi.
POLL: Which Long-Term Couple Will Get Married Next?
Survey says: Bret Michaels and Kristi Lynn Gibson
Report: Paris Hilton Busted at Airport with Pot in Her Purse
Spoiled brat.
Spencer Pratt: I Chose Fame over Heidi
Unfortunately you won't be getting either.
Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard Join the Cast of The Help
So excited for this movie. I'm just finishing the book and didn't know about it until reading this story. Woohoo!
Angelina Jolie on Brad Pitt: We Have Each Other's Backs
Unfortunately for you Angelina he said that to Jen also.
Tiger Woods Is Still Richest Athlete – Despite Sex Scandal
Of course.
Christina Applegate Is Pregnant
FYI
Husband Died from Same Causes as Brittany Murphy
Hmmmm......
QUOTED: Arnold Schwarzenegger Likens Mel Gibson to an Oil Spill
What an honor.
Couple Survive After Being Hit by 40-Ton Flying Whale
Whales can fly?
Police Discover Pot on Bret Michaels's Tour Buses
Well that explains a few things.
Glee Creator Reveals Secrets of Season 2
I'm gonna buy the 2nd half of season one from Itunes. I can't wait for the DVD release any longer.
Source: Vienna Girardi Won't Leave Gregory Michael Alone
Now might be a good time to crawl in a hole.
Julianne Hough Jokes about Having a Baby with Ryan Seacrest
So he's not gay? Really?
Angelina Jolie Divulges Her Recipe for Happiness
Stealing other women's husbands.
Melissa Rycroft Is Pregnant
Another FYI
Drew Carey: How I Lost 80 Lbs.
Is it me or are fat people just funnier? When Reba's Barbara Jean got skinny she wasn't as funny anymore.
President Obama Keeping Up with Lindsay Lohan's Legal Woes
It gives me great comfort to know the man running our country has his priorities straight.
Heidi Montag Files for Divorce from Spencer Pratt
There's a shocker....
Ali's Choice Revealed on The Bachelorette
I didn't watch this season but apparently it was a real shocker.
Chris Harrison: Current Bachelorette Really Is the Most Dramatic Season
You say that every season.
Breaking Dawn Screenwriter Votes for Showing Bella Giving Birth on Screen
Thanks for giving it away. I haven't read that book yet.
Tiger Woods Dodges Divorce Questions at British Open
Good call.
Bristol Palin Talks Marriage with Levi Johnston
What is she thinking?
Bristol: Sarah Palin Hasn't Forgiven Levi Johnston – Yet
Good luck Levi.
POLL: Which Long-Term Couple Will Get Married Next?
Survey says: Bret Michaels and Kristi Lynn Gibson
Report: Paris Hilton Busted at Airport with Pot in Her Purse
Spoiled brat.
Spencer Pratt: I Chose Fame over Heidi
Unfortunately you won't be getting either.
Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard Join the Cast of The Help
So excited for this movie. I'm just finishing the book and didn't know about it until reading this story. Woohoo!
Angelina Jolie on Brad Pitt: We Have Each Other's Backs
Unfortunately for you Angelina he said that to Jen also.
Tiger Woods Is Still Richest Athlete – Despite Sex Scandal
Of course.
Christina Applegate Is Pregnant
FYI
Husband Died from Same Causes as Brittany Murphy
Hmmmm......
QUOTED: Arnold Schwarzenegger Likens Mel Gibson to an Oil Spill
What an honor.
Couple Survive After Being Hit by 40-Ton Flying Whale
Whales can fly?
Police Discover Pot on Bret Michaels's Tour Buses
Well that explains a few things.
Glee Creator Reveals Secrets of Season 2
I'm gonna buy the 2nd half of season one from Itunes. I can't wait for the DVD release any longer.
Source: Vienna Girardi Won't Leave Gregory Michael Alone
Now might be a good time to crawl in a hole.
Julianne Hough Jokes about Having a Baby with Ryan Seacrest
So he's not gay? Really?
Angelina Jolie Divulges Her Recipe for Happiness
Stealing other women's husbands.
Melissa Rycroft Is Pregnant
Another FYI
Drew Carey: How I Lost 80 Lbs.
Is it me or are fat people just funnier? When Reba's Barbara Jean got skinny she wasn't as funny anymore.
President Obama Keeping Up with Lindsay Lohan's Legal Woes
It gives me great comfort to know the man running our country has his priorities straight.
Heidi Montag Files for Divorce from Spencer Pratt
There's a shocker....
Ali's Choice Revealed on The Bachelorette
I didn't watch this season but apparently it was a real shocker.
Chris Harrison: Current Bachelorette Really Is the Most Dramatic Season
You say that every season.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
people in review #19
Dancing Costar: Jake Pavelka's Breakup 'Absolutely Predictable'
Says the rest of the country.
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Finalize Divorce
:(
Kelly Ripa Tries to Tell Her Teenage Son That She's Cool
She is cool.
Tearful Vienna Calls Jake a Lying 'Fame Whore'
I might have to agree with that.
POLL: Which Celebs Make You Proud to Be American?
I love me some Sandra Bullock, but celebrities don't make me "proud" to be an American. That's just dumb.
Heidi Montag's Mom: 'I'm Mourning the Loss of a Child'
Totally understand. She's hardly human.
Jake & Vienna: The Showdown Gets Ugly
Now that was entertaining.
Eclipse's Charlie Bewley: Former Stripper Pole Salesman
I would have bought a stripper pole from him, he's H.O.T.
Sobbing Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail
Long overdue.
POLL: Do You Have Any Sympathy for Lindsay Lohan?
Um. No. I can't believe 7% actually do.
Bachelorette's Jillian Harris & Ed Swiderski Taking Time Apart
Now there's a shocker. Put it in the books.
Lindsay Lohan's Attorney Resigns
Good move.
Says the rest of the country.
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Finalize Divorce
:(
Kelly Ripa Tries to Tell Her Teenage Son That She's Cool
She is cool.
Tearful Vienna Calls Jake a Lying 'Fame Whore'
I might have to agree with that.
POLL: Which Celebs Make You Proud to Be American?
I love me some Sandra Bullock, but celebrities don't make me "proud" to be an American. That's just dumb.
Heidi Montag's Mom: 'I'm Mourning the Loss of a Child'
Totally understand. She's hardly human.
Jake & Vienna: The Showdown Gets Ugly
Now that was entertaining.
Eclipse's Charlie Bewley: Former Stripper Pole Salesman
I would have bought a stripper pole from him, he's H.O.T.
Sobbing Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail
Long overdue.
POLL: Do You Have Any Sympathy for Lindsay Lohan?
Um. No. I can't believe 7% actually do.
Bachelorette's Jillian Harris & Ed Swiderski Taking Time Apart
Now there's a shocker. Put it in the books.
Lindsay Lohan's Attorney Resigns
Good move.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
people in review #18
Why Were Maggie Gyllenhaal and Ashley Olsen Hanging Out?
Maybe they're friends. Geesh.
POLL: Who's the Hottest Dad Celebrating His First Father's Day?
Gotta go with McSteamy on this one.
Backstreet Boys Make the New Kids Fans Scream
I love me some Backstreet Boys. Admit it, you loved them too. {la la} You are, my fire. The one, desire. Believe, when I say. I want it that way. {la la}
Tori Spelling: All My Ex-90210 Costars Hate Me
Apparently they all quit talking to her when she got remarried. She's an attention whore anyway.
Bachelor's Jake Pavelka & Vienna Girardi Split
Well there's a shocker.
Twi-Hards Camp Out 96 Hours Before Eclipse Premiere
In the rain. I like Twilight, but really?
Ryan Seacrest & Julianne Hough Getting 'More Serious'
I thought Ryan Seacrest was gay.
Pal: Vienna Girardi in 'Shock' over Breakup with Jake Pavelka
He broke up with her over the phone. heeheehee
Meet America's Hottest Tennis Hunks
If these are the hottest tennis hunks, it's no wonder why no one watches tennis.
Should Jake Pavelka Move into ABC's Bachelor Pad?
Absolutely! Tenley's in the house! Chant it with me: DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!
Oops! Daniel Radcliffe Mistakes Justin Bieber for a Woman
Is this really news worthy? C'mon People.
COVER SNEAK PEEK: Jake Pavelka Had 'Trust Issues' with Vienna Girardi
Gee.....ya think? Maybe you should have listened to EVERY. SINGLE. GIRL. after all. We girls know our shit.
Joran van der Sloot Accuses Police of Misconduct
I'll show you some misconduct Slimy Sloot.
Maybe they're friends. Geesh.
POLL: Who's the Hottest Dad Celebrating His First Father's Day?
Gotta go with McSteamy on this one.
Backstreet Boys Make the New Kids Fans Scream
I love me some Backstreet Boys. Admit it, you loved them too. {la la} You are, my fire. The one, desire. Believe, when I say. I want it that way. {la la}
Tori Spelling: All My Ex-90210 Costars Hate Me
Apparently they all quit talking to her when she got remarried. She's an attention whore anyway.
Bachelor's Jake Pavelka & Vienna Girardi Split
Well there's a shocker.
Twi-Hards Camp Out 96 Hours Before Eclipse Premiere
In the rain. I like Twilight, but really?
Ryan Seacrest & Julianne Hough Getting 'More Serious'
I thought Ryan Seacrest was gay.
Pal: Vienna Girardi in 'Shock' over Breakup with Jake Pavelka
He broke up with her over the phone. heeheehee
Meet America's Hottest Tennis Hunks
If these are the hottest tennis hunks, it's no wonder why no one watches tennis.
Should Jake Pavelka Move into ABC's Bachelor Pad?
Absolutely! Tenley's in the house! Chant it with me: DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!
Oops! Daniel Radcliffe Mistakes Justin Bieber for a Woman
Is this really news worthy? C'mon People.
COVER SNEAK PEEK: Jake Pavelka Had 'Trust Issues' with Vienna Girardi
Gee.....ya think? Maybe you should have listened to EVERY. SINGLE. GIRL. after all. We girls know our shit.
Joran van der Sloot Accuses Police of Misconduct
I'll show you some misconduct Slimy Sloot.
Oh this is a good one. See for yourself.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
people in review #17
Christina Aguilera: Why I'm Sometimes Attracted to Women
Um...what?
Sunday School Teacher Tearfully Apologizes for Killing 8-Year-Old
Cause that makes it all better.
Brad Pitt Is Warming Up for the Big Shave
Leave the beard. It makes you ugly. You deserve to be ugly.
Cristiano Ronaldo Heats Up Emporio Armani’s New Underwear Ads
{slurp slurp}
Robert Pattinson: Kissing Kristen Stewart in Eclipse Felt Natural
Thank heavens! That "I might sink my vampire fangs into you" kissing was getting old.
Producer Slams Tabloid Report of an Affair with Al Gore
Democrats.
Bachelor Pad: Who's Moving In
This oughta be good! Crazy Michelle is back! And Tenley. As well as Elizabeth who I've already mentioned a billion times I grew up with. Reality shows are so much more interesting when you know someone in them!
Jennifer Love Hewitt Advises Girls to 'Love the Way You Look'
Yes we would all love the way we looked if we had a body like you.
Charlie Sheen's Distraught Wife Leaves L.A. with Their Twins
She's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. I'm sure isolating yourself with twin boys is the perfect remedy for that.
Megan Fox Is Engaged (Again!) to Brian Austin Green
They first got engaged in November 2006, then called in off in February 2009, and now they're engaged again. Whatever.
Cameron Diaz: No Love Life, No Problem
Liar.
Jewel: How Her Imperfections Got Her Ahead in Hollywood
I don't care. FIX YOUR TEETH!
Um...what?
Sunday School Teacher Tearfully Apologizes for Killing 8-Year-Old
Cause that makes it all better.
Brad Pitt Is Warming Up for the Big Shave
Leave the beard. It makes you ugly. You deserve to be ugly.
Cristiano Ronaldo Heats Up Emporio Armani’s New Underwear Ads
{slurp slurp}
Robert Pattinson: Kissing Kristen Stewart in Eclipse Felt Natural
Thank heavens! That "I might sink my vampire fangs into you" kissing was getting old.
Producer Slams Tabloid Report of an Affair with Al Gore
Democrats.
Bachelor Pad: Who's Moving In
This oughta be good! Crazy Michelle is back! And Tenley. As well as Elizabeth who I've already mentioned a billion times I grew up with. Reality shows are so much more interesting when you know someone in them!
Jennifer Love Hewitt Advises Girls to 'Love the Way You Look'
Yes we would all love the way we looked if we had a body like you.
Charlie Sheen's Distraught Wife Leaves L.A. with Their Twins
She's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. I'm sure isolating yourself with twin boys is the perfect remedy for that.
Megan Fox Is Engaged (Again!) to Brian Austin Green
They first got engaged in November 2006, then called in off in February 2009, and now they're engaged again. Whatever.
Cameron Diaz: No Love Life, No Problem
Liar.
Jewel: How Her Imperfections Got Her Ahead in Hollywood
I don't care. FIX YOUR TEETH!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
people in review #16
Which SNL Skit Do You Want to See as a Movie?
54% voted The D--- in a Box Guys. I myself would go for another night at the Roxbury.
Harrison Ford's Own Star's War: Aging
Wow. He is O.L.D.
Lindsay Lohan Says She Doesn't Belong in Jail or Rehab
Well I don't belong in the kitchen, but that's sure as hell where I'm at.
Brittany Murphy's Husband Found Dead
Brittany's mother found him, and she found Brittany too. Someone get her the number to a therapist. A good one.
QUOTED: Heidi Montag Has 'No Friends'
Are there really any other words needed here?
POLL: Has Your Opinion of Jesse James Changed?
This is one of the first times I'm disagreeing with the majority. I actually do have a little bit of sympathy for the guy.
POLL: Who Should Replace Megan Fox for Transformers 3?
In your dreams Barbie Girl Heidi.
One Year After the Split: How the Gosselin Kids Are Coping
Let's put them on TV and find out.
Source: Jesse James 'Sick of People Thinking He's a Monster'
TAKE HIM BACK SANDRA!
Diff'rent Strokes Star Gary Coleman Dies at 42
A little foul play if you ask me.
Céline Dion Is Pregnant – with Twins!
The Power of Love
QUOTED: Bradley Cooper Can't Get over His Hot, Toned Body
Me either. Or is it me neither? Whatever, he's hot.
Heidi Montag Says She Needs Time Alone
Didn't know you had any other options.
Betty White: Rue McClanahan's Death 'Hurts More Than I Ever Thought'
It must be tough when all your friends start dying.
Kate Gosselin Still Finds It Hard to Explain Jon's Behavior to Kids
Kids, Daddy got a little burnt out taking care of 8 kids and listening to Mommy bitch ALL THE TIME. He's going a little crazy and rebellious right now. He might become a responsible person again one day, and then there's always the possibility that he won't.
Five Things You Didn't Know About The Goonies (Until Now)
All my friends were obsessed with this movie. I never really liked it myself. Maybe I should watch again to make sure.
POLL: Which Movie-To-Be Tops Your Summer Reading List?
A good romance always have my vote. I love reading books and then watching the movies.
Team Edward vs. Team Jacob: Whose MTV Look Did You Like Best?
Jacob's hotter, but TEAM EDWARD RULES!
Ali's Bachelorette Blog: A Walk (or Two!) to Remember
I'm actually not watching this season. Reality Steve let me in on all the spoilers.
Shania Twain Is Officially Divorced – and 'Radiantly Happy'
You're still NOT the one. {la la} They said, I'll bet they'll never make it. {la la} Bingo.
54% voted The D--- in a Box Guys. I myself would go for another night at the Roxbury.
Harrison Ford's Own Star's War: Aging
Wow. He is O.L.D.
Lindsay Lohan Says She Doesn't Belong in Jail or Rehab
Well I don't belong in the kitchen, but that's sure as hell where I'm at.
Brittany Murphy's Husband Found Dead
Brittany's mother found him, and she found Brittany too. Someone get her the number to a therapist. A good one.
QUOTED: Heidi Montag Has 'No Friends'
Are there really any other words needed here?
POLL: Has Your Opinion of Jesse James Changed?
This is one of the first times I'm disagreeing with the majority. I actually do have a little bit of sympathy for the guy.
POLL: Who Should Replace Megan Fox for Transformers 3?
In your dreams Barbie Girl Heidi.
One Year After the Split: How the Gosselin Kids Are Coping
Let's put them on TV and find out.
Source: Jesse James 'Sick of People Thinking He's a Monster'
TAKE HIM BACK SANDRA!
Diff'rent Strokes Star Gary Coleman Dies at 42
A little foul play if you ask me.
Céline Dion Is Pregnant – with Twins!
The Power of Love
QUOTED: Bradley Cooper Can't Get over His Hot, Toned Body
Me either. Or is it me neither? Whatever, he's hot.
Heidi Montag Says She Needs Time Alone
Didn't know you had any other options.
Betty White: Rue McClanahan's Death 'Hurts More Than I Ever Thought'
It must be tough when all your friends start dying.
Kate Gosselin Still Finds It Hard to Explain Jon's Behavior to Kids
Kids, Daddy got a little burnt out taking care of 8 kids and listening to Mommy bitch ALL THE TIME. He's going a little crazy and rebellious right now. He might become a responsible person again one day, and then there's always the possibility that he won't.
Five Things You Didn't Know About The Goonies (Until Now)
All my friends were obsessed with this movie. I never really liked it myself. Maybe I should watch again to make sure.
POLL: Which Movie-To-Be Tops Your Summer Reading List?
A good romance always have my vote. I love reading books and then watching the movies.
Team Edward vs. Team Jacob: Whose MTV Look Did You Like Best?
Jacob's hotter, but TEAM EDWARD RULES!
Ali's Bachelorette Blog: A Walk (or Two!) to Remember
I'm actually not watching this season. Reality Steve let me in on all the spoilers.
Shania Twain Is Officially Divorced – and 'Radiantly Happy'
You're still NOT the one. {la la} They said, I'll bet they'll never make it. {la la} Bingo.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
people in review #15
Get the dish on this week's happenings.
Couple Goes Green – as Shrek Characters – for Themed Wedding
Fuh-reaks. Okay that wasn't nice. I shouldn't judge. But seriously?
POLL: Which Late Star Should Be on the Next U.S. Stamp?
PUH-LEASE DO NOT put Michael Jackson on my mail.
Heidi Montag Calls Cops on Mom
This girl needs locked in an asylum for kooks. She has drifted far beyond this planet.
Jennifer Aniston: I'm Not Eating Baby Food!
So apparently there's a new diet called The Baby Food Cleanse. She's not on it.
VIDEO: Robert Pattinson Thinks He's Beautiful – But Not Influential
Until I saw Twilight, Rob gave me nightmares. I thought he was creepy. I even posted about it.
Who Will Make the Better Marilyn Monroe: Naomi Watts or Michelle Williams?
It's a close one, with 55% voting Naomi Watts. She's my vote.
Leigh Anne Tuohy Meets Sandra Bullock's 'Beautiful Little Baby'
They're pretty much bestests now.
Antonio Banderas Is Cool with His 13-Year-Old Daughter's Dating
Bet he changes his mind when she's pregnant at 14.
Jenny McCarthy Teases on Twitter about Mystery Man
Ah I get it now. The REAL reason for the breakup.
John Travolta's Dogs Tragically Killed at Maine Airport
This guy can't catch a break.
Twilight Director: Salary Dispute 'Could Turn Ugly'
Salary dispute? Really? They make more in 3 minutes than I make in a lifetime. SUCK IT UP YOU SPOILED BRATS!
Michelle Williams's New Pixie-Cut: Love It or Hate It?
Love it.
Kristin Confronts Heidi About Spencer on The Hills
Heidi is WAY beyond help at this point. She's completely off her rocker.
Inside Story: Mom's 30 Minutes Face-to-Face with Daughter's Killer
What would you say?
Ashley Greene: Robert Pattinson 'Doesn't Understand Girls'
Does any man?
John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Expecting!
Well perhaps something's going his way after all!
How Jake Gyllenhaal Got the Hot Bod – Laughing
That easy huh? Quick! Someone say something funny.
Amanda Seyfried on Obsessive Exercising: 'What a Waste of Time!'
No doubt. It's much quicker to just vomit after you eat. {That's a joke btw. I'm blessed with a high metabolism. I don't have to exercise or puke.}
Newly Crowned Miss USA: I Wasn't a Stripper
Ya, and I don't spend 32 hours a day on my computer.
Megan Fox: It Was My Decision to Leave Transformers
Hmmmmm....
Couple Goes Green – as Shrek Characters – for Themed Wedding
Fuh-reaks. Okay that wasn't nice. I shouldn't judge. But seriously?
POLL: Which Late Star Should Be on the Next U.S. Stamp?
PUH-LEASE DO NOT put Michael Jackson on my mail.
Heidi Montag Calls Cops on Mom
This girl needs locked in an asylum for kooks. She has drifted far beyond this planet.
Jennifer Aniston: I'm Not Eating Baby Food!
So apparently there's a new diet called The Baby Food Cleanse. She's not on it.
VIDEO: Robert Pattinson Thinks He's Beautiful – But Not Influential
Until I saw Twilight, Rob gave me nightmares. I thought he was creepy. I even posted about it.
Who Will Make the Better Marilyn Monroe: Naomi Watts or Michelle Williams?
It's a close one, with 55% voting Naomi Watts. She's my vote.
Leigh Anne Tuohy Meets Sandra Bullock's 'Beautiful Little Baby'
They're pretty much bestests now.
Antonio Banderas Is Cool with His 13-Year-Old Daughter's Dating
Bet he changes his mind when she's pregnant at 14.
Jenny McCarthy Teases on Twitter about Mystery Man
Ah I get it now. The REAL reason for the breakup.
John Travolta's Dogs Tragically Killed at Maine Airport
This guy can't catch a break.
Twilight Director: Salary Dispute 'Could Turn Ugly'
Salary dispute? Really? They make more in 3 minutes than I make in a lifetime. SUCK IT UP YOU SPOILED BRATS!
Michelle Williams's New Pixie-Cut: Love It or Hate It?
Love it.
Kristin Confronts Heidi About Spencer on The Hills
Heidi is WAY beyond help at this point. She's completely off her rocker.
Inside Story: Mom's 30 Minutes Face-to-Face with Daughter's Killer
What would you say?
Ashley Greene: Robert Pattinson 'Doesn't Understand Girls'
Does any man?
John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Expecting!
Well perhaps something's going his way after all!
How Jake Gyllenhaal Got the Hot Bod – Laughing
That easy huh? Quick! Someone say something funny.
Amanda Seyfried on Obsessive Exercising: 'What a Waste of Time!'
No doubt. It's much quicker to just vomit after you eat. {That's a joke btw. I'm blessed with a high metabolism. I don't have to exercise or puke.}
Newly Crowned Miss USA: I Wasn't a Stripper
Ya, and I don't spend 32 hours a day on my computer.
Megan Fox: It Was My Decision to Leave Transformers
Hmmmmm....
Thursday, May 13, 2010
people in review #14
Not a whole lot going on with the celebs this week.
POLL: Who Will Be Summer's Hottest Action Hero?
Iron Man! Iron Man!
Jessica Simpson: 'I Can Find Love Anywhere'
Stop looking.
Gilles Marini's Sex Life Keeps Wife Laughing
Um....let's take it down a notch.
Sunday School Teacher Pleads Guilty to Killing 8-Year-Old
Are our children safe anywhere?
Off-Duty Hollywood: Gwen Stefani Spends Mother's Day with her Boys
Wow how clever. Spending mother's day with your kids.
Katy Perry Celebrates Her New Single with Red Velvet Cake
Is it me or does cake sound really good right now?
Christina Applegate Has No Use for Stress or Self-Pity
Does anyone?
Tiger Woods's Coach Resigns Via Text Message
Classic.
Tiger Woods: I'm Angry, Frustrated and in Pain
Karma my friend.
What Taylor Lautner Wants in a Lady
"She must be a blogger, 26 years old, 5'8", blue eyes, ashy blonde hair died brunette, married with 3 kids, and have no desire to clean." Sorry Taylor, I'm taken.
Brad & Angelina Design $10,000 Cufflinks for Charity
Cufflinks. For TEN THOUSAND dollars.
New Book: Elin Didn't Even Like Tiger at First
Oh yay. A biography about Tiger Woods. Just what we need.
POLL: Who Will Be Summer's Hottest Action Hero?
Iron Man! Iron Man!
Jessica Simpson: 'I Can Find Love Anywhere'
Stop looking.
Gilles Marini's Sex Life Keeps Wife Laughing
Um....let's take it down a notch.
Sunday School Teacher Pleads Guilty to Killing 8-Year-Old
Are our children safe anywhere?
Off-Duty Hollywood: Gwen Stefani Spends Mother's Day with her Boys
Wow how clever. Spending mother's day with your kids.
Katy Perry Celebrates Her New Single with Red Velvet Cake
Is it me or does cake sound really good right now?
Christina Applegate Has No Use for Stress or Self-Pity
Does anyone?
Tiger Woods's Coach Resigns Via Text Message
Classic.
Tiger Woods: I'm Angry, Frustrated and in Pain
Karma my friend.
What Taylor Lautner Wants in a Lady
"She must be a blogger, 26 years old, 5'8", blue eyes, ashy blonde hair died brunette, married with 3 kids, and have no desire to clean." Sorry Taylor, I'm taken.
Brad & Angelina Design $10,000 Cufflinks for Charity
Cufflinks. For TEN THOUSAND dollars.
New Book: Elin Didn't Even Like Tiger at First
Oh yay. A biography about Tiger Woods. Just what we need.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
people in review #13
What are the celebs up to this week?
John Edwards's Mistress Says She's No Home-Wrecker
No? Well I can think of a few other choice words.
Marriage Betrayal: When Apologies Do (and Don't) Cut It
Interesting article. The affairs and apologies from 5 different men. 54% voted Jesse James' apology as the most sincere. I must admit I agree.
Paris Hilton Back with Former Fiancé?
Which one?
Nick Cannon's Anniversary Gift to Mariah Carey: Candy Bling!
Why do headlines with their names always contain the word, "bling"?
Madeleine McCann's Parents Vow to Keep Searching
Prayers for this fam!
Betty White Draws the Line at Nudity
Good call.
'Uncle' George Lopez: Sandra Bullock Could Not Be Happier
I bet she could. Ya know, if her husband hadn't cheated on her.
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Not Seeking a Divorce
Today.
Jennifer Aniston Gets Her 'Kid Fix' Shooting a New Movie
Why don't you get your "kid fix" on with Gerard Butler?
Coroner: Drugs Didn't Cause Corey Haim's Death
Since when do people die of natural causes when they're 38?
POLL: Who Was the Hottest Couple at the Met Gala?
It's a close one, but out of 6 couples Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady take the lead with 24%.
Kate Gosselin Will Dance One More Time on DWTS
I had a dream that I went to a dance and Kate was there acting all hot stuff on the dance floor. I was like, "Kate, seriously. Just because you were on Dancing with the Stars doesn't mean you can dance. I'm really sorry but you totally suck and you're making a fool out of yourself. Please stop."
Miley Cyrus's New Music Video Shows off Her Sexier Side
Here we go again with the Brittney Spears "I'm not a little girl" escapade.
Pamela Anderson's Sad Goodbye from Dancing with the Stars
Unfortuntaly, my DWTS viewing has come to an end. It takes too darn long to watch.
Nashville Floods Claim Grand Ole Opry House
This is quite sad.
Josie Duggar Gaining Weight, but Remains Hospitalized
She's almost 5 months and a little over 5 pounds.
Eclipse Gets Rapturous Reviews From Sneak-Peek Viewers
How do I get on this list of Sneak-Peak Viewers?
Bristol Palin: I'm on My Own Financially
Ya right.
It's Official: Chaz Bono Gets Legal Name (and Gender) Change
Um..... Um..... Um..... No comment.
Kristen Stewart: I'll Never Talk About My Love Life
TEAM EDWARD!
John Edwards's Mistress Says She's No Home-Wrecker
No? Well I can think of a few other choice words.
Marriage Betrayal: When Apologies Do (and Don't) Cut It
Interesting article. The affairs and apologies from 5 different men. 54% voted Jesse James' apology as the most sincere. I must admit I agree.
Paris Hilton Back with Former Fiancé?
Which one?
Nick Cannon's Anniversary Gift to Mariah Carey: Candy Bling!
Why do headlines with their names always contain the word, "bling"?
Madeleine McCann's Parents Vow to Keep Searching
Prayers for this fam!
Betty White Draws the Line at Nudity
Good call.
'Uncle' George Lopez: Sandra Bullock Could Not Be Happier
I bet she could. Ya know, if her husband hadn't cheated on her.
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Not Seeking a Divorce
Today.
Jennifer Aniston Gets Her 'Kid Fix' Shooting a New Movie
Why don't you get your "kid fix" on with Gerard Butler?
Coroner: Drugs Didn't Cause Corey Haim's Death
Since when do people die of natural causes when they're 38?
POLL: Who Was the Hottest Couple at the Met Gala?
It's a close one, but out of 6 couples Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady take the lead with 24%.
Kate Gosselin Will Dance One More Time on DWTS
I had a dream that I went to a dance and Kate was there acting all hot stuff on the dance floor. I was like, "Kate, seriously. Just because you were on Dancing with the Stars doesn't mean you can dance. I'm really sorry but you totally suck and you're making a fool out of yourself. Please stop."
Miley Cyrus's New Music Video Shows off Her Sexier Side
Here we go again with the Brittney Spears "I'm not a little girl" escapade.
Pamela Anderson's Sad Goodbye from Dancing with the Stars
Unfortuntaly, my DWTS viewing has come to an end. It takes too darn long to watch.
Nashville Floods Claim Grand Ole Opry House
This is quite sad.
Josie Duggar Gaining Weight, but Remains Hospitalized
She's almost 5 months and a little over 5 pounds.
Eclipse Gets Rapturous Reviews From Sneak-Peek Viewers
How do I get on this list of Sneak-Peak Viewers?
Bristol Palin: I'm on My Own Financially
Ya right.
It's Official: Chaz Bono Gets Legal Name (and Gender) Change
Um..... Um..... Um..... No comment.
Kristen Stewart: I'll Never Talk About My Love Life
TEAM EDWARD!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
people in review #12
What's going on with the celebs this week....
Uh...Awkward.
Jon Gosselin Fires His Attorney
Oh Jon, no attorney can you win you that case.
Hayden Panettiere Chops Off Her Locks: Love It or Hate It?
HATE it.
POLL: Are New Plus-Sized Lingerie Ads Too Racy for Primetime?
It's a close one folks. 54% think yes.
Bret Michaels Rushed to ICU with Brain Hemorrhage
This poor guy is falling apart!
Derek Hough: Dancing Fans Live Vicariously Through Kate Gosselin
What does vicariously mean? Anyhoo, I'm surprised she lasted that long. She really is pretty terrible.
Kerri Strug Makes The Leap – To Married!
Ah Kerri Strug. Who remembers that glorious American moment back in the day when she dramatically landed her gymnastics jumpy thingy on a sprained ankle? Memories memories. {That was her right?}
Kristin Cavallari: 'I'm Definitely Not a Bitch'
If you're referring to a female dog, that would be correct. If you're referring to an immoral, malicious, spiteful woman {according to Merriam-Webster} you definitely are.
Jim Carrey Crashes Conan O'Brien's Stage Show – as Superman
So maybe he is losing it.
Snooki Gets Into Another Bar Fight
Serously. Enough about Snooki. No one cares about Snooki. Oh and Heidi Montag can go too.
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey to Renew Their Vows … Again!
If I had money, I would definitely throw myself a wedding every year.
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants More Kids
Name suggestions: How about Banana? Strawberry? Or what about Lazarus?
Kick-Ass Actor's Fiancée Defends Their 24-Year Age Gap
Okay that's just wrong. That boy's poor mother. Just what every mother dreams of, a daughter-in-law older than you. Hey moms, do you mind if I date your 2-year-old?
Stephanie Pratt Doesn't Want to Be Like Heidi
No one does Stephanie. No one does.
Ex-Bachelor Stars Charlie O'Connell and Sarah Brice Split
How incredibly shocking! A Bachelor couple splitting? Never heard of such a thing.
EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Bullock Has Filed for Divorce
Moving on.
World Exclusive: Meet Sandra Bullock's Baby Boy!
WHOA! Talk about starting fresh! And please explain how a superstar keeps a secret baby a secret for over 3 months. She's finalizing the adoption as a single parent.
Jessica Simpson: I'm Single, But 'Mingling'
Jess you shoulda never left Nick. Big mistake if you ask me. Oh and your boobs are huge.
The Hills: Heidi's Mom Reacts to Plastic Surgeries
She gives it to her good. A whopping 99% think she was right in telling her the truth. Btw, she said she wanted even bigger boobs but they wouldn't fit! WTH?
His Own Words: Jesse James Reacts to Divorce Filing
Okay he made some huge mistakes but it must be hard to lose your wife AND your newborn son. He sucks but I may feel a teeny bit bad for him.
Jake Pavelka Says Tearful Goodbye to Dancing
Oh Jake, you're so in touch with your feminine side you sensitive thing you.
What a moron.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
people in review #10
Could Jeffrey Dahmer Have Killed John Walsh's Son?
I don't get it. How does new evidence just "appear" 30 years later?
POLL: Which Celeb Pulled Off the Funniest April Fools' Prank?
Some were good. Some were dumb. 44% voted for this: Joel McHale hacked into Ryan Seacrest's Twitter account, revealed the American Idol host's embarrassing password (thirdnipple!) and caused an online traffic jam. "Whoops. Looks like I crashed your website again. Sorry ry ry. ;-)" McHale wrote.
Are You a Die-Hard Twi-Hard? Prove it!
No.
Kate Gosselin Was 'Frightened' Watching Herself on DWTS
You should be. Sorry Kate. You still suck. Bad.
Teens Headed to Court in Phoebe Prince Bullying Death
What is this world coming to?
Usher's Advice on Parenting: Don't Wear White
So very true.
Gerard Butler Has Romantic Rendezvous with French TV Host
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
POLL: Who Should Play John Edwards on the Big Screen?
How about we not make a movie about John Edwards?
Jesse James Loves Sandra Bullock 'More Than Anything in His Life'
Um.....okay.
Tiger Woods Confirms Elin Nordegren Will Skip the Masters
Good call.
Heidi Montag Says Real Life Is More Dramatic Than The Hills
You make EVERYTHING dramatic. Wacko.
Nicollette Sheridan Sues Over Housewives Firing, Alleges Assault on Set
WTH? Where did that come from?
DWTS: Evan and Anna Quickstep Into the Lead
And he danced on broken toes! They pretty much rocked.
Ailing Dennis Hopper to Pay $12,000 a Month to Estranged Wife
Man, I really need to find me a rich husband to divorce.
Micropremie Josie Duggar Leaves Hospital
Weighing a little over 4 lbs at 4 months. And Michelle is pregnant! Haha. Just Kidding.
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Split
Again....Where did that come from?
Jon Gosselin Sues Kate for Primary Custody
What's the matter Jon? Not enough attention from the press lately? "Okay, I'll just sue for custody, that oughta work." Get real. 82% agree he shouldn't get custody.
Kate Gosselin Returns to TV with Her Kids
Twist of Kate and Kate + 8. 62% said they wouldn't watch, myself included.
I don't get it. How does new evidence just "appear" 30 years later?
POLL: Which Celeb Pulled Off the Funniest April Fools' Prank?
Some were good. Some were dumb. 44% voted for this: Joel McHale hacked into Ryan Seacrest's Twitter account, revealed the American Idol host's embarrassing password (thirdnipple!) and caused an online traffic jam. "Whoops. Looks like I crashed your website again. Sorry ry ry. ;-)" McHale wrote.
Are You a Die-Hard Twi-Hard? Prove it!
No.
Kate Gosselin Was 'Frightened' Watching Herself on DWTS
You should be. Sorry Kate. You still suck. Bad.
Teens Headed to Court in Phoebe Prince Bullying Death
What is this world coming to?
Usher's Advice on Parenting: Don't Wear White
So very true.
Gerard Butler Has Romantic Rendezvous with French TV Host
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
POLL: Who Should Play John Edwards on the Big Screen?
How about we not make a movie about John Edwards?
Jesse James Loves Sandra Bullock 'More Than Anything in His Life'
Um.....okay.
Tiger Woods Confirms Elin Nordegren Will Skip the Masters
Good call.
Heidi Montag Says Real Life Is More Dramatic Than The Hills
You make EVERYTHING dramatic. Wacko.
Nicollette Sheridan Sues Over Housewives Firing, Alleges Assault on Set
WTH? Where did that come from?
DWTS: Evan and Anna Quickstep Into the Lead
And he danced on broken toes! They pretty much rocked.
Ailing Dennis Hopper to Pay $12,000 a Month to Estranged Wife
Man, I really need to find me a rich husband to divorce.
Micropremie Josie Duggar Leaves Hospital
Weighing a little over 4 lbs at 4 months. And Michelle is pregnant! Haha. Just Kidding.
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Split
Again....Where did that come from?
Jon Gosselin Sues Kate for Primary Custody
What's the matter Jon? Not enough attention from the press lately? "Okay, I'll just sue for custody, that oughta work." Get real. 82% agree he shouldn't get custody.
Kate Gosselin Returns to TV with Her Kids
Twist of Kate and Kate + 8. 62% said they wouldn't watch, myself included.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
people in review #9
Spoiler: Did Kate Gosselin Survive Dancing?
Maks & Erin Sizzle On – and Off – the Dance Floor
Could we possible get through one season without any hookups?
The Claws Are Out: Kate Gosselin & Tony Dovolani Clash During Dancing
I haven't watched yet this week, but 90210 Brenda went home.
Which Hollywood A-Listers Could Pull Off Disney Villains?
Which Hollywood A-Listers Could Pull Off Disney Villains?
I voted Angelina Jolie since she's a villian IRL, but apparently Catherine Zeta-Jones is the better choice.
Jesse James Checks into Treatment Facility
Jesse James Checks into Treatment Facility
Doesn't say what kind of treatment he's receiving.
Holy macaroni!
Now would be a good time to dig a hole Jesse.
I know most people don't agree, but Jay Leno is my fave. Conan's hair is too distracting and I love the way Jay laughs at his own jokes.
Autopsy Reveals Gruesome Details of Killer Whale Attack
Autopsy Reveals Gruesome Details of Killer Whale Attack
The whale "removed" {that's a friendly choice word don't ya think?} her arm and part of her scalp, she also suffered multiple fractures to her back, ribs, legs, arms and face.
OMG you have to read this story. No words can capture what a kook she is. Seriously. She's got issues.
A Fourth Woman Alleges Affair with Jesse James
A Fourth Woman Alleges Affair with Jesse James
Just as the Tiger drama is finally dwindling. Fab.
Maks & Erin Sizzle On – and Off – the Dance Floor
Could we possible get through one season without any hookups?
It's only a matter of time Kate. You suck.
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Take a Cozy Parisian Cruise
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Take a Cozy Parisian Cruise
Do they have babies yet?
I don't think I believe you.
A bachelor from Jillian's season and bachelorette from Lorenzo's season chatted on a private Bachelor facebook page and hung out at a reunion. Now they're getting married. Who do you think it is?
83% voted no.
And in other late breaking news, the world is not flat.
I give it 6 months.
That is so not fair that she's on the show. She dances for the Pussycat Dolls. C'mon.
Some fabulous choices, but Ricky Martin wins.
Uhhh....have you seen her show? You can't pretend you didn't see that coming.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
people in review #8
She will now be managing her own career as a "strong and independent women." I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You cheated on Sandra Bullock with that?
I voted Megan Fox, but Freida Pinto is in the lead. Heidi Montag holds 2% of the votes, of which are all from her.
You picked a winner of a husband.
WE LOVE YOU SSAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDDRAAAAAAA!
No shit Sherlock.
When I was little I used to do her workout with my mom. Oh the memories.
Basically, she doesn't want to be with Tiger but is doing it so the kids can be "well-grounded." Not so sure that's gonna work.
Stupidity is forgivable, meanness is not. Riiiiggggght. Cheating on your wife is not mean at all.
I voted Chris Evans, even though Channing Tatum is my boyfriend.
She's writing a book on love and lust and is looking for answers on twitter. Careful, your username may appear in the book.
I thought Ochocinco looked pretty darn good. Who do you think is gonna win? And did anyone else think it was kinda weird that Gia was sitting with Vienna?
Thursday, March 18, 2010
people in review #7
Gerard Butler Says Jennifer Aniston Is Like Family
How about you MAKE her family!
Katherine Heigl 'Not Likely' Returning to Grey's Anatomy
:(
POLL: Lindsay Lohan's E-Trade Lawsuit – You Decide the Outcome!
58% voted that Lohan should pay every commerical viewer $10 for enduring more of her drama. Not EVERYTHING revolves around you LINDSSSSSSSSSSEY.
Heidi Montag's New Psychic Manager: I Hear Dead People
You'll fit right in with the family.
Camila Alves's Motherhood Secrets? Have Fun – and Don't Stress!
Believe me, I wouldn't be stressing either if Matthew McConaughey fathered my children.
David Schwimmer Is Engaged!
...to a woman 20 years younger! Seriously that would be like my husband marrying our 6-yr-old's girlfriend.
Rielle Hunter: I Will Love John Edwards 'Till Death Do Us Part'
What people will do for a little publicity. Gag.
Spencer Pratt Leaves The Hills to Fight Cyber Crime
I think your best option would be to dig a hole and live there. Don't forget to take your wife.
What Did Gisele Bündchen Really Want to Name Her Son?
River.
How to Win Over Miley Cyrus
Like I care.
It's Official: Tiger Woods Announces Return to Golf
{enter sarcastic woots here}
Joey Fatone Says His 9 Year Old Feeds, Burps Newborn Daughter
Get outta bed 9 yr old! It's your turn to feed the baby!
Kendra Wilkinson to Dress Baby Hank as Leprechaun for St. Pat's
He's her first.
Off-Duty Hollywood: Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves Have a Lunch Date
There's a shocker.
Demi Moore Knew Ashton Kutcher Was Special 'Right Away'
Like when you saw him in the nursery when your daughter was born?
Gerard Butler Is Sweet on Jennifer Aniston's Cupcakes
Makes me want a cupcake real bad.
POLL: Which of Jen Aniston's Leading Men Is Your Favorite?
Vince Vaughn. 39% agree.
Why Betty White Is Perfect for SNL
Cause she's funny. Duh.
Seventh Child on the Way for Kevin Costner
Holy macker daps! He's 55! SEVEN kids? P.S. Kevin Costner is like the hottest older guy ever, no?
Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Drug Abuse, Suicidal Thoughts
I'm sure posing naked and sleeping with a 90-yr-old man will make that all better.
Source: Sandra Bullock Has Left the Family Home
What? Weren't they voted like best couple at the Oscars or something? All lovey dovey and smoochie woochie? Rumors of infidelity. Who would cheat on Sandra Bullock?
Kirstie Alley: It's Not a Scientology Diet
Why not? You've tried every other diet on the planet.
Elizabeth Edwards 'Disgusted' by Rielle Hunter's Photos but Has Moved On
Me too Elizabeth.
How about you MAKE her family!
Katherine Heigl 'Not Likely' Returning to Grey's Anatomy
:(
POLL: Lindsay Lohan's E-Trade Lawsuit – You Decide the Outcome!
58% voted that Lohan should pay every commerical viewer $10 for enduring more of her drama. Not EVERYTHING revolves around you LINDSSSSSSSSSSEY.
Heidi Montag's New Psychic Manager: I Hear Dead People
You'll fit right in with the family.
Camila Alves's Motherhood Secrets? Have Fun – and Don't Stress!
Believe me, I wouldn't be stressing either if Matthew McConaughey fathered my children.
David Schwimmer Is Engaged!
...to a woman 20 years younger! Seriously that would be like my husband marrying our 6-yr-old's girlfriend.
Rielle Hunter: I Will Love John Edwards 'Till Death Do Us Part'
What people will do for a little publicity. Gag.
Spencer Pratt Leaves The Hills to Fight Cyber Crime
I think your best option would be to dig a hole and live there. Don't forget to take your wife.
What Did Gisele Bündchen Really Want to Name Her Son?
River.
How to Win Over Miley Cyrus
Like I care.
It's Official: Tiger Woods Announces Return to Golf
{enter sarcastic woots here}
Joey Fatone Says His 9 Year Old Feeds, Burps Newborn Daughter
Get outta bed 9 yr old! It's your turn to feed the baby!
Kendra Wilkinson to Dress Baby Hank as Leprechaun for St. Pat's
He's her first.
Off-Duty Hollywood: Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves Have a Lunch Date
There's a shocker.
Demi Moore Knew Ashton Kutcher Was Special 'Right Away'
Like when you saw him in the nursery when your daughter was born?
Gerard Butler Is Sweet on Jennifer Aniston's Cupcakes
Makes me want a cupcake real bad.
POLL: Which of Jen Aniston's Leading Men Is Your Favorite?
Vince Vaughn. 39% agree.
Why Betty White Is Perfect for SNL
Cause she's funny. Duh.
Seventh Child on the Way for Kevin Costner
Holy macker daps! He's 55! SEVEN kids? P.S. Kevin Costner is like the hottest older guy ever, no?
Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Drug Abuse, Suicidal Thoughts
I'm sure posing naked and sleeping with a 90-yr-old man will make that all better.
Source: Sandra Bullock Has Left the Family Home
What? Weren't they voted like best couple at the Oscars or something? All lovey dovey and smoochie woochie? Rumors of infidelity. Who would cheat on Sandra Bullock?
Kirstie Alley: It's Not a Scientology Diet
Why not? You've tried every other diet on the planet.
Elizabeth Edwards 'Disgusted' by Rielle Hunter's Photos but Has Moved On
Me too Elizabeth.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
people in review #6
Bachelorette Ali Hopes Jake and Vienna Will Last
They won't. And btw, Ali quit her job to be the Bachelorette.
Tiger Woods's Caddy: I Would Have Blown the Whistle
He claims he would have tattled had he known about the affairs.
Megan Fox: I Can't Have Sex Without Love
Why am I highly doubting that? It's amazing where an image can get ya.
Should Sarah Palin Do an Alaska Reality Show?
No.
Naomi Campbell: I Won't Be Held Hostage to My Past
"Past" as like a week ago.
New Moon Director Promises Eclipse Will Be 'Steamy'
Just throwing this out there for all you Twilight fans.
Chelsea King's Parents: Sex Offender Release 'Let Every Child Down'
Pray for this fam!
Taylor Swift Finds Taylor Lautner Hot
Me too.
Kendra Wilkinson: I Use My Boobs to Get Privacy
By hiding in them?
Jenna Elfman Welcomes Second Son
They make an odd looking couple, no?
Producer: Sarah Palin Reality Show Won't Be 'Salacious'
Holy crap.
Which Couple Should Make Their Red Carpet Debut Oscar Night?
Mr. & Mrs. Messy Mommy
POLL: How Many Minutes Past 3 Hours Will the Oscars Go?
Official time: 3 hours, 37 minutes and 5 seconds
What You Didn't See on the Oscars
Probably a lot, considering I didn't watch.
See All the Oscar Winners and Nominees
In case you care.
You Voted! Best & Worst of the Oscars
Charlize Theron was definitely the WORST!
John Travolta: I'll Spend Rest of My Life Healing Over Son's Death
I can't even imagine.
Betty White Confirms She'll Appear on Saturday Night Live
That oughta be a good one.
Heidi Montag Spoofs Her Own Plastic Surgeries
I think she might have gone one too many sizes on the boobs.
Tiger Woods's College Girlfriend: He Deserves Another Chance
Says the woman who did NOT marry him.
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler's Sexy Magazine Cover Revealed
Marry him.
FIRST LOOK: The Eclipse Trailer!
Again for you Twilight fans.
Freddie Prinze Jr. a Speed Demon with Diaper Changes
Dads change diapers? Huh.
Corey Haim Dies at Age 38
Another death?!
EXCLUSIVE: Bid on Robert Pattinson's Remember Me Costumes
Rob, no one is going to "remember you" in anything but Twilight.
Heidi Montag: Husband Spencer Pratt Is No Longer My Manager
She hired a psychic instead. This girl's got issues...
Kate Gosselin Is Determined to Win Dancing with the Stars
She was also determined to save her marriage.
They won't. And btw, Ali quit her job to be the Bachelorette.
Tiger Woods's Caddy: I Would Have Blown the Whistle
He claims he would have tattled had he known about the affairs.
Megan Fox: I Can't Have Sex Without Love
Why am I highly doubting that? It's amazing where an image can get ya.
Should Sarah Palin Do an Alaska Reality Show?
No.
Naomi Campbell: I Won't Be Held Hostage to My Past
"Past" as like a week ago.
New Moon Director Promises Eclipse Will Be 'Steamy'
Just throwing this out there for all you Twilight fans.
Chelsea King's Parents: Sex Offender Release 'Let Every Child Down'
Pray for this fam!
Taylor Swift Finds Taylor Lautner Hot
Me too.
Kendra Wilkinson: I Use My Boobs to Get Privacy
By hiding in them?
Jenna Elfman Welcomes Second Son
They make an odd looking couple, no?
Producer: Sarah Palin Reality Show Won't Be 'Salacious'
Holy crap.
Which Couple Should Make Their Red Carpet Debut Oscar Night?
Mr. & Mrs. Messy Mommy
POLL: How Many Minutes Past 3 Hours Will the Oscars Go?
Official time: 3 hours, 37 minutes and 5 seconds
What You Didn't See on the Oscars
Probably a lot, considering I didn't watch.
See All the Oscar Winners and Nominees
In case you care.
You Voted! Best & Worst of the Oscars
Charlize Theron was definitely the WORST!
John Travolta: I'll Spend Rest of My Life Healing Over Son's Death
I can't even imagine.
Betty White Confirms She'll Appear on Saturday Night Live
That oughta be a good one.
Heidi Montag Spoofs Her Own Plastic Surgeries
I think she might have gone one too many sizes on the boobs.
Tiger Woods's College Girlfriend: He Deserves Another Chance
Says the woman who did NOT marry him.
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler's Sexy Magazine Cover Revealed
Marry him.
FIRST LOOK: The Eclipse Trailer!
Again for you Twilight fans.
Freddie Prinze Jr. a Speed Demon with Diaper Changes
Dads change diapers? Huh.
Corey Haim Dies at Age 38
Another death?!
EXCLUSIVE: Bid on Robert Pattinson's Remember Me Costumes
Rob, no one is going to "remember you" in anything but Twilight.
Heidi Montag: Husband Spencer Pratt Is No Longer My Manager
She hired a psychic instead. This girl's got issues...
Kate Gosselin Is Determined to Win Dancing with the Stars
She was also determined to save her marriage.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
people in review #5
Mary-Kate Olsen Splits from Boyfriend
Michelle can't have a boyfriend. She's 6.
SeaWorld Trainer Dies in Killer Whale Attack
Which is why, my friends, they're called "killer" whales.
Jessica Simpson Steps Out to Dinner in Chicago
You'll never guess with who...Yep, the hair dresser.
INSIDE STORY: How Angelina and Dad Jon Voight Are Healing Their Rift
I didn't know that was her dad! No wonder! It's not hard to be famous when your dad is. Cheater.
Johnny Depp's Kids Give Alice a Thumbs-Up
...to years of therapy.
Brittany Murphy Had No Signs of Drug, Alcohol Abuse
Uh, just elevated levels of Vicodin and drugs from over-the-counter cold medicine in her system.
Jessica Alba's Late-Night Burger Snack
Must we know everything about famous people? Who really cares if she ate a flippin hamburger?
Confirmed: Andrew Koenig's Body Found
Suicide #2 and can we not find a better quality photo?
Army Wives's Catherine Bell Expecting Baby No. 2
She's 41. When I'm 41 I'll have a 22-yr-old, 19-yr-old, and a 16-yr-old, and hopefully that's it.
Pregnancy Makes Tiffani Thiessen Crave Red Meat
I hated prime rib until I was pregnant with Otter. Now it's my fave. Weird.
Is There Drama Between Simon and Ellen on Idol?
Duh. Who doesn't have drama with Simon?
Judge Approves Child Support for Bristol Palin
There goes Daddy's Playgirl money.
Gatorade Loses Its Thirst for Tiger Woods
Sponsor termination #3. Let this be a lesson to us all. Don't crash your SUV into a tree. ;)
The Bachelor's Chris Harrison: Jake Is 'Very Much In Love'
He says about Jake, “He’s still with the woman he chose, very much in love, and they’re doing great.” Of course they are, they've barely seen each other in six weeks. He touches on The Rozlyn issue and says that's the first time he was attacked in 9 years. Not bad. Chris, your job rocks. Can I have it?
Brooke Mueller Moves Rehab Team into Her Home
Are you kidding me?
Marie Osmond's Son Commits Suicide
Suicide #3
It's Official: Bachelor's Jason and Molly Get Hitched!
WOOHOO! The second Bachelor couple to tie the knot! Although I don't think they count because he didn't pick her first. Whatev. Deanna and Jesse were there. AWKWARD! Catch the big event on ABC March 8.
Bachelor Jake Hopes ‘Everybody Understands the Decision I Made’
"I just hope that everybody understands the decision I made because I’m the one who has to live with it." Uh, I don't think that's a good sign...
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Adopt a Husky
Careful Nick. The last puppy you bought replaced you.
Bill Clinton Offered His Support to Tiger Woods
This is amusing on a number of levels. Don't be sad Tiger, the club is fun!
Jake Makes His Final Decision on The Bachelor
Reality Steve right again!
Kate Gosselin, Jake Pavelka to Compete on Dancing with the Stars
Good line-up this season! Can't wait to watch!
Ali Is the New Bachelorette!
No comment.
Jake's Bachelor Blog: 'I Am So In Love!'
Bets open. How long will it last?
The Bachelor's Tenley: I'm Happy for Jake and Vienna
{la la} Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. {la la}
Michelle can't have a boyfriend. She's 6.
SeaWorld Trainer Dies in Killer Whale Attack
Which is why, my friends, they're called "killer" whales.
Jessica Simpson Steps Out to Dinner in Chicago
You'll never guess with who...Yep, the hair dresser.
INSIDE STORY: How Angelina and Dad Jon Voight Are Healing Their Rift
I didn't know that was her dad! No wonder! It's not hard to be famous when your dad is. Cheater.
Johnny Depp's Kids Give Alice a Thumbs-Up
...to years of therapy.
Brittany Murphy Had No Signs of Drug, Alcohol Abuse
Uh, just elevated levels of Vicodin and drugs from over-the-counter cold medicine in her system.
Jessica Alba's Late-Night Burger Snack
Must we know everything about famous people? Who really cares if she ate a flippin hamburger?
Confirmed: Andrew Koenig's Body Found
Suicide #2 and can we not find a better quality photo?
Army Wives's Catherine Bell Expecting Baby No. 2
She's 41. When I'm 41 I'll have a 22-yr-old, 19-yr-old, and a 16-yr-old, and hopefully that's it.
Pregnancy Makes Tiffani Thiessen Crave Red Meat
I hated prime rib until I was pregnant with Otter. Now it's my fave. Weird.
Is There Drama Between Simon and Ellen on Idol?
Duh. Who doesn't have drama with Simon?
Judge Approves Child Support for Bristol Palin
There goes Daddy's Playgirl money.
Gatorade Loses Its Thirst for Tiger Woods
Sponsor termination #3. Let this be a lesson to us all. Don't crash your SUV into a tree. ;)
The Bachelor's Chris Harrison: Jake Is 'Very Much In Love'
He says about Jake, “He’s still with the woman he chose, very much in love, and they’re doing great.” Of course they are, they've barely seen each other in six weeks. He touches on The Rozlyn issue and says that's the first time he was attacked in 9 years. Not bad. Chris, your job rocks. Can I have it?
Brooke Mueller Moves Rehab Team into Her Home
Are you kidding me?
Marie Osmond's Son Commits Suicide
Suicide #3
It's Official: Bachelor's Jason and Molly Get Hitched!
WOOHOO! The second Bachelor couple to tie the knot! Although I don't think they count because he didn't pick her first. Whatev. Deanna and Jesse were there. AWKWARD! Catch the big event on ABC March 8.
Bachelor Jake Hopes ‘Everybody Understands the Decision I Made’
"I just hope that everybody understands the decision I made because I’m the one who has to live with it." Uh, I don't think that's a good sign...
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Adopt a Husky
Careful Nick. The last puppy you bought replaced you.
Bill Clinton Offered His Support to Tiger Woods
This is amusing on a number of levels. Don't be sad Tiger, the club is fun!
Jake Makes His Final Decision on The Bachelor
Reality Steve right again!
Kate Gosselin, Jake Pavelka to Compete on Dancing with the Stars
Good line-up this season! Can't wait to watch!
Ali Is the New Bachelorette!
No comment.
Jake's Bachelor Blog: 'I Am So In Love!'
Bets open. How long will it last?
The Bachelor's Tenley: I'm Happy for Jake and Vienna
{la la} Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. {la la}
Naomi Campbell Wanted for Questioning After Allegedly Hitting Driver
Anger Management?
Jenna Dewan Really Cooking with Husband Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum's MARRIED? Where have I been?
Jessica Simpson: I Haven't Forgiven John Mayer
{la la} Forgiveness. Forgiveness. Even if. Even if. You don't love me anymore. {la la}
Friday, February 26, 2010
people in review #4
I'm slacking. This was last updated on Tuesday and I have a busy day/weekend. I'll catch you up next week! :)
POLL: Tiger's Speech: Perfectly Professional or Too Cold?
56% voted Too cold and robotic
Snooki's 'Upgraded Guidette' Hair: Love It or Hate It?
This made me think of April's video, How to be Skankalicious
Tiger's Mom Tells Him: 'I'm So Proud of You'
She believes his return to Buddhism will make him a much better person...
PHOTO: Who Did Tiger Hug After His Speech?
His mom. From what I gathered Elin wasn't there. I didn't watch I just listened. Btw, did you know Elin is pronounced E-lin? I always thought it was Ellen. Anyhoo...
How Shaun White Keeps His Hair Looking Lush
Is it me or does this guy totally remind you of Carrot Top?
Will Tiger's Speech Help His Image – or Further Hurt It?
I won't lie. I totally bought it. But people tell me I have the tendency to be gullible.
Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Is My Partner
I thought they broke up.
Expectant Couple Tie the Knot – Mid-Labor
Hold my bouquet please, I'm having a contraction.
Bode Miller Collects a Medal of Every Color
Great accomplishment but I believe the goal was for the color of gold.
Couples Watch: Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka, Kellan & AnnaLynne
I didn't know that Neil was gay.
Tyra Banks Hosts Online Model Search
STOP CALLING Tyra, I said I couldn't do it.
Tiger Woods's Caddy Vows to Protect Him from Hecklers
I, Steve William, caddy of Tiger Woods, vow to keep Tiger's penis in his pants.
Ryan Phillippe, Abbie Cornish Split
That's karma homewreckers. Next up: Bradgelina
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Baby Mason Arrives!
Okay, if you're going to have a reality show, you can't post present things on People before they've aired on the show. It confuses me.
Lindsay Lohan Used Coke, Alcohol to 'Mask Her Problems'
And what "problems" would those be?
The Bachelor's Gia Regrets Not Opening Up with Jake
Next Bachelorette! Next Bachelorette! {shout it with me} Next Bachelorette!
Kate Winslet Keeps Her Oscar in the Bathroom
So people can touch it and hold it for a sec. That Kate is clever.
The Bachelor Blog: Jake Faces the Women
POLL: Tiger's Speech: Perfectly Professional or Too Cold?
56% voted Too cold and robotic
Snooki's 'Upgraded Guidette' Hair: Love It or Hate It?
This made me think of April's video, How to be Skankalicious
Tiger's Mom Tells Him: 'I'm So Proud of You'
She believes his return to Buddhism will make him a much better person...
PHOTO: Who Did Tiger Hug After His Speech?
His mom. From what I gathered Elin wasn't there. I didn't watch I just listened. Btw, did you know Elin is pronounced E-lin? I always thought it was Ellen. Anyhoo...
How Shaun White Keeps His Hair Looking Lush
Is it me or does this guy totally remind you of Carrot Top?
Will Tiger's Speech Help His Image – or Further Hurt It?
I won't lie. I totally bought it. But people tell me I have the tendency to be gullible.
Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Is My Partner
I thought they broke up.
Expectant Couple Tie the Knot – Mid-Labor
Hold my bouquet please, I'm having a contraction.
Bode Miller Collects a Medal of Every Color
Great accomplishment but I believe the goal was for the color of gold.
Couples Watch: Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka, Kellan & AnnaLynne
I didn't know that Neil was gay.
Tyra Banks Hosts Online Model Search
STOP CALLING Tyra, I said I couldn't do it.
Tiger Woods's Caddy Vows to Protect Him from Hecklers
I, Steve William, caddy of Tiger Woods, vow to keep Tiger's penis in his pants.
Ryan Phillippe, Abbie Cornish Split
That's karma homewreckers. Next up: Bradgelina
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Baby Mason Arrives!
Okay, if you're going to have a reality show, you can't post present things on People before they've aired on the show. It confuses me.
Lindsay Lohan Used Coke, Alcohol to 'Mask Her Problems'
And what "problems" would those be?
The Bachelor's Gia Regrets Not Opening Up with Jake
Next Bachelorette! Next Bachelorette! {shout it with me} Next Bachelorette!
Kate Winslet Keeps Her Oscar in the Bathroom
So people can touch it and hold it for a sec. That Kate is clever.
The Bachelor Blog: Jake Faces the Women
Is it me or is every episode "the most dramatic of the season," or "the most dramatic in Bachelor history." The episode was boring. Michelle, you are crazy, and yes, you do need a therapist. Ali, I'm not mad at you anymore. Gia, I love you. Rozlyn, either you have the worst moral compass in all of history, or it you may be highly likely that you need medication for whoreness schizophrenia.
Lindsay Lohan Says Her Love of Women Surprised Her
She says if she can't be with Samantha she'll date men. WTH?
Is Katherine Heigl Leaving Grey's Anatomy?
Possibly. :(
What You Didn't See on The Bachelor's Women Tell All
Don't let the title lure you in. It was not worth reading. Except how Ali said, "The stuff being said {about Vienna} is so bad that I almost hope she’s with Jake so that he can support her through it.” WHOA, didn't see that coming!
JWOWW: I'm Not Getting Bigger Boobs
She said she had to get saline implants because she was too young for silicone. I looked it up. She got her implants somewhere between 18 and 21. Seriously?
PHOTO: Nicole Richie Pilots a Jet
It's amazing where a few blow jobs will get ya.
Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab as a 'Preventative Measure'
Hmmm let's see. Enter rehab along with my wife or go to work and take care of the kids. Ah rehab will give me a nice rest.
Lindsay Lohan Says Her Love of Women Surprised Her
She says if she can't be with Samantha she'll date men. WTH?
Is Katherine Heigl Leaving Grey's Anatomy?
Possibly. :(
What You Didn't See on The Bachelor's Women Tell All
Don't let the title lure you in. It was not worth reading. Except how Ali said, "The stuff being said {about Vienna} is so bad that I almost hope she’s with Jake so that he can support her through it.” WHOA, didn't see that coming!
JWOWW: I'm Not Getting Bigger Boobs
She said she had to get saline implants because she was too young for silicone. I looked it up. She got her implants somewhere between 18 and 21. Seriously?
PHOTO: Nicole Richie Pilots a Jet
It's amazing where a few blow jobs will get ya.
Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab as a 'Preventative Measure'
Hmmm let's see. Enter rehab along with my wife or go to work and take care of the kids. Ah rehab will give me a nice rest.
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