Friday, March 26, 2010

you dialed the wrong number

The title has absolutely no significance. I just have Bebe in my head from this week's Just Dance video.

Today's the last day for the sling bookshelf giveaway. Enter here.

Yesterday, a mommy at Otter's gymnastics told me I looked great and asked if I exercised every day. When I told her I never exercised she punched me in the face. Okay. Not really. You can bet that was the highlight of my day.

Going to visit my college roommate tomorrow with only the boob baby in tow. So excited.

Otter had his spring concert this week. It was so cute but I did not enjoy one minute of it. All I could think of was, "The last time you were on that stage you had a seizure, is it going to happen again?"

Now, a few letters...

Dear Tooth Soap~
$100 cash giveaway for Friday Follow? You rock!
Signed, feelin lucky

Dear Mrs. 4444~
Thanks for the side note explaining that your name is pronounced Mrs. Fours. I was getting tired of saying Mrs. four four four four.
Signed, no longer wasting syllables

Dear baby girl~
You can't laugh and cry at the same time. It sends Mommy mixed signals.
Signed, laughing preferred

Dear Raven~
Next time you choose to say to me, "Don't talk to me like that," you should remember who gives the spankings around here.
Signed, empty threats

Dear Safari~
Dell's doctor thought it would be good for him if I gave you a try. I'm just not sure it's going to work out. I admit I've been cheating on you with Explorer, but come on, Netflix does not support our relationship. You have good qualities too, but I don't know if I'm ready to make a commitment.
Signed, mixed emotions

Dear new friend~
Thanks for inviting me to your Arbonne party, even if it is only to get you more free stuff.
Signed, I HAVE A NEW FRIEND!

Dear Sears.com~
Your sales rock, your shipping sucks. I paid just as much for shipping as I did the dresses.
Signed, dresses: $7 each, shipping: $7, my pretty matching girls: priceless

Are they cute or are they cute?



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17 cleansing comments:

Miller Moments said...

Hi! Hopping over from Friday Follows. :) Hope you'll follow back.

Brandi said...

I love those matching dresses! So cute!

Chelle said...

Super cute dresses! Love them!

I'm so jealous that you have such a great body!! I'm working on mine...lol.

xoxo

Foursons said...

I cracked up at you telling the mom at gymnastics that you aren't exercising. Love it!

Just so you know, I'll be winning the $100. OK, just so we got that straight.

What the heck is up with 4444? I don't get it. Really.

I have laughed and cried at the same time. I confuse myself when I do that.

I hope Raven reads your letter. I'm a little worried for her.

I've used Safari. Blogger works better in it. Good luck in your new relationship.

Arbonne party? Huh? Where, when? I'm there!

And the dresses- ADORABLE!

Thanks for linking up!

Casey said...

Those dresses are so adorable!

Mommy Lisa said...

Yup - Sears/Land's End needs a kick in their shipping shorts. ;)

Dresses SO CUTE.

Don't excercise? You Just Dance!!

Big Mama Cass said...

HAHA Empty threats live here too. LOL

B Sparkly said...

Once again you made my day!! Laughing so loudly..my baby woke up from his nap...
Have a great weekend!
Anat

ashley said...

i love the blog!
i'm your newest follower! via friday follow
follow back!
adailydoseofdieting.blogspot.com
loves! ashley

julie said...

Very funny letters! And those dresses are so stinkin' cute! I do NOT wish I had girls, but sometimes I wish I had girls to buy for. Boys' stuff is just not very cute, and it gets less and less so as they grow bigger!

Lara said...

Happy Friday Follow! I'm your newest follower! Stop by some time and enter my giveaways!

Danifred said...

I'd give you a $100 bucks simply for calling your kid the "boob baby." Except, I don't have that kind of money because the toddler and the preschooler suck me dry.

For the Love of Naps - Sarah said...

Dresses are adorable.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE your letters - so creative!
And I am giving you a light tap for looking so great that you get a compliment like that. Such a good feeling - but I wouldn't know because I am in need of some exercise!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I love the "don't talk to me like that" part !
lol Adorable dresses, too.

jennifer said...

LOVE the letters! It's a lost art you know :)

Mr. Thompson and Me said...

Stopped over from FNL...and you've inspired me with your funniness (I make up my own words).

Thanks for the laugh!

Cheers.

Mrs4444 said...

OMIgosh--The dresses are SO adorable!

You're welcome for the note :)

Glad you got through the concert okay!! That's scary.

Hope you're enjoying your weekend!

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