Dancing Costar: Jake Pavelka's Breakup 'Absolutely Predictable'
Says the rest of the country.
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Finalize Divorce
Kelly Ripa Tries to Tell Her Teenage Son That She's Cool
She is cool.
Tearful Vienna Calls Jake a Lying 'Fame Whore'
I might have to agree with that.
POLL: Which Celebs Make You Proud to Be American?
I love me some Sandra Bullock, but celebrities don't make me "proud" to be an American. That's just dumb.
Heidi Montag's Mom: 'I'm Mourning the Loss of a Child'
Totally understand. She's hardly human.
Jake & Vienna: The Showdown Gets Ugly
Now that was entertaining.
Eclipse's Charlie Bewley: Former Stripper Pole Salesman
I would have bought a stripper pole from him, he's H.O.T.
Sobbing Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail
POLL: Do You Have Any Sympathy for Lindsay Lohan?
Um. No. I can't believe 7% actually do.
Bachelorette's Jillian Harris & Ed Swiderski Taking Time Apart
Now there's a shocker. Put it in the books.
Lindsay Lohan's Attorney Resigns