So I was reading McMommy's post and totally cracked up on #4. A while back I had a Passion Party for a friend. (They sell sex toys and other fun stuff like that.) Well the party was FABULOUS and I got lots of free stuff. I've never laughed so much in my life. There's nothing better than looking at different sex toys with friends, laughing, and drinking tropical orgasms. Ya, I meant there's nothing better, not even USING the sex toys. :)
Anyhoo, I got several samples of "nipple nibblers." Yes, you can use your imagination. Funny thing, I discovered they made GREAT lip glosses. The party was well over two years ago and I still have yet to use them for their true purpose. I would TOTALLY recommend hosting a party if you have a consultant in your area. I don't anymore otherwise I'd make it an annual, or bi-annual, or semi-annual event.
P.S. McMommy's right, Lansinoh does WONDERS for chapped lips, while leaving a glowing shine at that. I had a little trouble putting it on my lips as I couldn't get past the smell reminding me of rubbing my bleeding nipples.
Moving on, I am attending BlogHerNot this year, and probably will be for years and years and years to come. Unless my blogging world takes off and someone will sponsor me to get from Nebraska to SF? Um....unlikely.
I've discovered I'm in Stage 4 of San Diego Momma's 5 stages of blogging, but slowly moving into stage 5. I grow bored with things quickly. When I decided to start this blog I didn't take too much time to ponder a name. Now I want to change it. Is that allowed? Seriously, is that allowed? Please comment!
My town's having this HUGE event this weekend. (I'd tell you what it is but then you'd know where I live!) I planned a getaway to escape having to help. Perfect plan, right? Remember how I'm the woman who can't say no? Well the coordinator person called yesterday to see if I could help tonight. Great planning on his part. Well it just so happens that we're not leaving until tomorrow, so I FREAKIN said YES!!! Can you believe it? I SAID YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I better end up having a good time or I'm gonna be so pissed. Someday I will learn how to hurt people's feelings. Or learn that it doesn't usually hurt people's feelings when I say no. One of the two.
Have a GREAT weekend at BlogHerNot 2008!