Friday, February 26, 2010

people in review #4

I'm slacking. This was last updated on Tuesday and I have a busy day/weekend. I'll catch you up next week! :)

POLL: Tiger's Speech: Perfectly Professional or Too Cold?
56% voted Too cold and robotic

Snooki's 'Upgraded Guidette' Hair: Love It or Hate It?
This made me think of April's video, How to be Skankalicious

Tiger's Mom Tells Him: 'I'm So Proud of You'
She believes his return to Buddhism will make him a much better person...

PHOTO: Who Did Tiger Hug After His Speech?
His mom. From what I gathered Elin wasn't there. I didn't watch I just listened. Btw, did you know Elin is pronounced E-lin? I always thought it was Ellen. Anyhoo...

How Shaun White Keeps His Hair Looking Lush
Is it me or does this guy totally remind you of Carrot Top?

Will Tiger's Speech Help His Image – or Further Hurt It?
I won't lie. I totally bought it. But people tell me I have the tendency to be gullible.

Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Is My Partner
I thought they broke up.

Expectant Couple Tie the Knot – Mid-Labor
Hold my bouquet please, I'm having a contraction.

Bode Miller Collects a Medal of Every Color
Great accomplishment but I believe the goal was for the color of gold.

Couples Watch: Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka, Kellan & AnnaLynne
I didn't know that Neil was gay.

Tyra Banks Hosts Online Model Search
STOP CALLING Tyra, I said I couldn't do it.

Tiger Woods's Caddy Vows to Protect Him from Hecklers
I, Steve William, caddy of Tiger Woods, vow to keep Tiger's penis in his pants.

Ryan Phillippe, Abbie Cornish Split
That's karma homewreckers. Next up: Bradgelina

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Baby Mason Arrives!
Okay, if you're going to have a reality show, you can't post present things on People before they've aired on the show. It confuses me.

Lindsay Lohan Used Coke, Alcohol to 'Mask Her Problems'
And what "problems" would those be?

The Bachelor's Gia Regrets Not Opening Up with Jake
Next Bachelorette! Next Bachelorette! {shout it with me} Next Bachelorette!

Kate Winslet Keeps Her Oscar in the Bathroom
So people can touch it and hold it for a sec. That Kate is clever.

The Bachelor Blog: Jake Faces the Women
Is it me or is every episode "the most dramatic of the season," or "the most dramatic in Bachelor history." The episode was boring. Michelle, you are crazy, and yes, you do need a therapist. Ali, I'm not mad at you anymore. Gia, I love you. Rozlyn, either you have the worst moral compass in all of history, or it you may be highly likely that you need medication for whoreness schizophrenia.

Lindsay Lohan Says Her Love of Women Surprised Her
She says if she can't be with Samantha she'll date men. WTH?

Is Katherine Heigl Leaving Grey's Anatomy?
Possibly. :(

What You Didn't See on The Bachelor's Women Tell All
Don't let the title lure you in. It was not worth reading. Except how Ali said, "The stuff being said {about Vienna} is so bad that I almost hope she’s with Jake so that he can support her through it.” WHOA, didn't see that coming!

JWOWW: I'm Not Getting Bigger Boobs
She said she had to get saline implants because she was too young for silicone. I looked it up. She got her implants somewhere between 18 and 21. Seriously?

PHOTO: Nicole Richie Pilots a Jet
It's amazing where a few blow jobs will get ya.

Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab as a 'Preventative Measure'
Hmmm let's see. Enter rehab along with my wife or go to work and take care of the kids. Ah rehab will give me a nice rest.

6 cleansing comments:

Shell said...

Ooh, I haven't heard about a lot of this stuff! I live in my own little bubble.

Reality Steve has a TWO HOUR interview up with Rozyln today, telling her side of the story.

Steph said...

OMG Carrot Top! YES that's it! It's been bugging my for 4 years!

~nancy~ said...

Hi following you via MBC


Ann said...

This is great. You've helped me get all caught up!

Found you through FFF on MBC

Tracie said...

He is Carrot Top's "before" picture. (Before CT went to the cat lady's plastic surgeon.)

Shell said...

Hey, girl, back to tell you that you have an award over on my blog today.

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