Susan from 5 Minutes for Mom called me yesterday about some info on the camera I won. I ABOUT PEED MY PANTS. It was like talking to a famous person. I hung up the phone, looked at my 3-yr-old and shouted, "AHHHHH! That was SUSAN from 5 MINUTES FOR MOM!!!!!" Raven did not find it as exciting as I did.
My birthday's on Sunday, in case you were wanting to give me a gift. Just throwin that out there.
I was last week's Just Dance Dancing Queen... again. :)
Hubby got home last night after being gone a week. Instead of giving me a break from the kids or possibly spending some time together, he goes downstairs and takes a nap. And yells at us for turning on the light. Pretty sure there was actually smoke coming out of my appendages.
Whoever invented fake grass for Easter decor clearly did not have children. And Grandparents? Why must we include it in my children's Easter gifts? I'll leave the vacuum out for you.
I made the mistake of mentioning to Otter that it was April Fool's yesterday. "Mom I'm going to wear my superhero costume under my clothes. Haha April Fools. Mom I peed my pants. Haha April Fools. Mom I'm not eating breakfast. Haha April Fools. Mom I'm not brushing my teeth. Haha April Fools. Mom I'm going to miss the bus. Haha April Fools." Otter, I'm not going to hit myself with this spoon until I'm unconcious. Haha April Fools.
Aloha Friday Question: What's your best April Fool's story?
Now for 5QF:
1. Do you sing out loud in the car when you're driving? Put on the music, and I sing out loud anywhere.
2. What would you never be caught doing? Having es-ee-ex. Try explaining that one to a 5-yr-old.
3. Will you go #2 in a public restroom? If necessary. I normally never have the urge if I'm away from home. When we get home from a vacation, the second I walk in the door it comes to me. Weird huh?
4. Have you ever broken a bone? Nope.
5. Do you prefer cooking or baking? Neither thank you.
Linked at Half Past Kissin' Time, Sippy Cups are not for Starbucks, An Island Life, and My Little Life.
22 cleansing comments:
Some great thoughts you have there! I am a new follower from FFF at the Mom Bloggers Cloub, great to have found your blog! Hope you have a wonderful Easter weekend and Happy Birthday!
Eloise
Mommy2TwoGirls
http://mommy2twogirls.blogspot.com/
Public pooping is one of those things that happen on an emergency basis only.
When the music can kinda work with your voice and blend it in a way that makes you feel like you've got talent....oh yeah, I'm singing too.
congrats on being a super star and the best fragmenter =) I love your blog to pieces.
congrats on being a super star and the best fragmenter =) I love your blog to pieces.
New from FF
I saw edible Easter grass in Walmart the other day. Thought that was pretty cool. Not that I bought it.
Happy early birthday!
So cool that you won a camera!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
Congrats on your camera and happy b-day!!
I am here from FF and am now following you. I hope you follow me back. Happy Easter.
Happy Early Birthday!
You are the Queen of winning! A camera? High score? and FF? You go girl!
I hope you have a great birthday!
Looks like a winning week for you! Congratulations :)
I'll "go" anywhere that's necessary, but I am pretty much like clockwork--never during the school day, hooray! haha
Loved Otter's April Fools funnies :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
wow that is blogger hollywood for sure love 5 minutes for mom
Happy B Day ... mine was on Monday and my daughter's is today ... someone should have told the Easter Bunny to back off for another week or two0 Geesh! Target has sen me way to much this week!
Congratulations on winning!!
Happy early Birthday!
I am a new follower from FF. I look forward to reading more about a new blog friend. Hope to see you over at my place sometime. Come by to say hi and become a follower.
http://sixcherriesontop.blogspot.com
Did you marry my husband too?
I love Otter.
And Happy Birthday friend!
Oh do I have new camera envy!!! :)
Happy Birthday, hope it's fabulous!
Dare I share this? TMI alert!
I have a condition known as "poo anxiety." I HAVE to poo in my home. But in college, living in my apartment-style dorm, I was so embarrassed to poo at home if my roommates were there that I walked across the street to College of Law and used their bathrooms!
I'm going to go crawl into a hole now.
I would do the same if a "famous" blogger contacted me. Once Heather from Domestic Diva e-mailed me and I nearly crapped my pants. HAHA
One day I hope I am that powerful and influential in the bloggy world!! Congrats on the camera BTW
Stopping in from Friday Follow! Hope you have a great holiday weekend!! Hope you also stop by our blog!
http://theartsymom.tk
Happy FF! I'm your newest follower! If you get a chance, please stop by and follow me too. Have a great weekend!
http://www.mommylivingthelifeofriley.com
That's awesome she called you?!?! I'm jealous!
Happy Birthday, honey!!
I love singing, too. Pretty sure we all know that now as evidenced by my dance video.
You're always the Dancing Queen. Which is awesome--I have come to terms with my suckiness and your amazingness :)
I'm pretty sure my husband would never want to take a nap again if that happened...hehe!
Fake grass is awful. I saw edible Easter grass yesterday in Wal-Mart. Um, ew?
I think I almost peed my pants laughing at your April Fools bit. Lmao!
I hate April Fools...I have no such stories :)
Happy Birthday again, honey!!
xoxo
I'm totally with ya on the fake grass! :)
Happy Birthday!
Congrats on winning dance your blog off!
And I hope I don't have to find out how to explain es-ee-ex to Marlee when she is 5! Good luck!
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