people in review {condensed}

So obviously I'm a million weeks behind, so I'll give you a quick recap, and then hopefully I'll keep you updated on a regular basis. We've missed some juicy stuff!

We'll start off with Lindsey Lohan and the engagement of Prince William & Kate Middleton. {pause} OK! Check that off the list. Moving on.

Pregnant: Mariah Carey, Pink, Kate Hudson, Alicia Silverstone, Ivanka Trump, Selma Blair, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Alba, Tanya Harding

Had a baby:
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, girl, Faith, by surrogate
Penelope Cruz & Javier something, boy
Owen Wilson, boy
Vince Vaughn, girl, Locklyn
John Travolta & Kelly Preston, boy, Benjamin
Melissa Rycroft Strickland, girl, Ava Grace
Christina Applegate, girl, Sadie Grace
Cake Boss, son, Carlo

Engaged:
Reese Witherspoon! YAY!
Kate Moss
Emma Bunton AKA Baby Spice
Jesse James & Kat Von D, THAT didn't take long.
Karina Smirnoff. AGAIN.
Hugh Hefner to a woman a good 80 years younger, {okay ONLY 60 years younger} Gross.
And this is too good, Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo AND Jessica Simpson and her flavor of the month AND Tony Romo and his blonde ALL got engaged within a month of each other. Hmmmmmm......

Divorce/Break-ups:
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
Eva Longoria & Tony Parker
Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson
Jude Law & Sienna Miller
Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal
January Jones and Jason Sudeikis
Shakira
Christina Aguilera, {who totally botched the National Anthem at the Super Bowl btw}
Troy Aikman
Jamie Pressly
Tony Hawk
John Mellancamp, who is now with Meg Ryan. Weird.

Call me out on anything important that I missed! Until next time!