On the phone with Hubby:
Me: I'm driving on the highway and the pickup is being really loud. Have you been having this problem?
Hubby: No, what does it sound like?
Me: [trying and failing miserably to make the sound]
Me: It sounds like a race car. Like you're revving the engine and it won't stop.
Hubby: Is it in 4-wheel drive?
Hubby: Weird I'll have to take a look at it.
Me: Is it okay to drive?
Hubby: You can take a look under the hood.
Me: Ya because I'll know exactly what I'm looking for.
Hubby: True. Just make sure it's not hot.
Me: The temperature gauge is fine. HOLY SMOKES!!! The RPMs are at the 4!
Hubby: Uh...what GEAR are you in?
Me: [somewhat fake somewhat forced laugh] Thanks honey. Must have accidently moved the shifter to 2nd when I was changing the radio. Love you!
Hubby: Oh my...[click]