people in review

Each week I'm going to review stories from people.com that interest me. Please understand that I realize I'm not actually friends with these people, I just feed off their drama. :)

Tylar Witt, 15, Pleads Insanity in Mom's Murder
She drugged her mom and her boyfriend stabbed her 20 times and slashed her throat. Who should be the one pleading insanity here?

Jake's Bachelor Blog: From San Francisco with Love
Jake says this next week is a shocker and it's going to be hard for him to watch. One of the most dramatic episodes this season. Hmmmm... I hear that Ali gets the boot. But spoilers also say than Vienna wins. If that's true, sorry Jake, looks like you're going to join the 99% of bachelors who don't live happily ever after.

Gisele Bundchen Says Giving Birth Wasn't Painful
She's lying.

Jennifer Aniston Remodels Home for the Single Life
She replaced the 'his' part of the bathroom with a spa bath and soaking tub. It depresses me. Yeah for the spa bath and soaking tub but really? Poor Jen. :(

Heidi Montag: Mom Looked at Me 'Like a Circus Freak'
Oh sweetheart. You are a circus freak.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie a "Loving Couple"
BALONEY! They make me want to gag. "Oh look at us and our perfect family." Homewreckers.

Melissa Rycroft's New Gig: Entertainment Tonight Correspondent
Melissa may have had her heart broken by Jason, but this clearly proves that everything happens for a reason. Being on The Bachelor obviously got her foot in the door for some awesome opportunities, and she's living happily ever after with her new hubby.

Is Reese Witherspoon Dating Again?
I hope so. Reese is one of my favorite actresses and I think she's amazingly talented. I really thought her and Ryan would overcome the odds. She deserves somebody awesome. Wow, that was sentimental.

Brittany Murphy Died from Drug Intoxication and Pneumonia
What the headlines don't tell you: The primary cause of death was pneumonia, with prescription drugs and anemia contributing factors.

Coroner: Brittany Murphey's Death was Preventable
Apparently if she would have just went to the doctor she wouldn't have died. That sucks.

Camila Aves: Daughter Vida is a 'Big Blessing'
I wish I had a baby with Matthew McConaughey.

Tiger Woods Has Hattiesburg, Miss. Residents Talking
There's a sex rehab clinic in the town, but no one actually "saw" him there. This may be a good place for him.

Brittany Murphy's Husband: She Didn't Seem That Sick
This is what I like to call denial. Poor guy.