Dear Runza man-boy:
Thanks for telling me the kid's free ice cream cone coupon is now right on the kid's meal sack AFTER I had thrown the sacks away. I love your restaurant, but that's a little poopy don't you think? Although I admit, quite clever.
I am perfectly pleased with your free ice cream cone coupon instead of a toy, but you can't put it on a piece of trash and expect people to know it's there. How many flipping free ice cream cone coupons have I thrown away at this point?
And on another note, please don't touch my food after you've repeatedly rubbed your skunk-looking, greasy hair with your hands. That's gross. Just looking at your hair has made me lose my appetite. But I still want my free ice cream cones.
Thanks for the extra coupons, next time I'll remember to cut the damn things off the bag. I'm really highly disappointed about this.
Oh and Skunky? Don't forget my precious 38 cent ranch again. Get it right or pay the price. Nothing comes between this woman and her restaurant ranch. Nothing.
Have you heard of Runza? If not, what's your fave fast food restaurant and/or menu item?
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