Thursday, April 22, 2010

people in review #11

Matthew Broderick's Early Verdict on Sex and the City 2
Bring it on ladies!

Gwyneth Paltrow: I Used to Look Better Naked
Oh Gwen, didn't we all....

Demi Moore: Ashton and I Want Kids

James Van Der Beek, Girlfriend Expecting a Baby
Didn't he just file for divorce last week? Hmmmmm.

Army Wives' Catherine Bell: A New Season – and a New Baby
Me love Army Wives.

PHOTO: Heidi Montag Reveals New Bikini Body
{insert dry heaves here}

Hugh Hefner: Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Were a 'Magical Couple'
I thought so too.

Josie Duggar Back in Hospital
From constipation.

Michelle McGee Apologizes to Sandra Bullock
Caution: following word not nice, read on at your own discretion. What a BITCH!

Chace Crawford Backs Out of Footloose Remake
Footloose Remake? Yes please.

Former Bachelor Contestants Engaged!
They met at a Bachelor Reunion. What a great story for the grandkids.

Kate Gosselin Says Getting Praise on DWTS Feels 'Amazing'
Don't get used to it.

The Dixie Chicks Chirp as a Duo
Minus the one nobody liked anyway. Good to go.

Kate Gosselin: My Kids Say I Look Beautiful on DWTS
You're their mother.

It's (Really) Over Between Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt
In my best radio announcer voice... And who will she choose next?

Is Divorce Looming for Tiger Woods?
I'm guessing it's a high possibility.

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva Split
That lasted a whole 5 minutes.

Kate Gosselin: 'I Won't Lose My Kids'

Teens Charged in Phoebe Prince Bullying Case Get Death Threats
Prayers for today's youth. Prayers for us all.

Report: Shirtless Kiefer Sutherland Escorted from London Strip Club
Whoa Jack. Take it down a notch. You better hope CTU doesn't hear about this.

Kate Gosselin Has a Question: What's Jon's Job?
A question I've pondered myself.

How Bill Clinton Is Helping Chelsea with Her Wedding Plans
By sleeping with all the bridesmaids. Ba dum chk.

Jon Gosselin Spreads His Wings with a New Faux-Hawk
You look like a moron. Seriously. You might want to look into getting a job. Just sayin.

Suri Cruise Celebrates Fourth Birthday with Cupcakes
How original.

Nicole Steals the Show on DWTS
The Pussycat steals the show? Unbelievable.

Sandra Bullock Not Wearing Wedding Ring
I can't imagine why.

Whitney Port Writing an Advice Book
Because the people of this world need advice from the hills and the city.

11 cleansing comments:

Adrienne said...

I am laughing so hard at the Bill Clinton thing...ha!

Shell said...

These make me laugh!

Mommy Lisa said...

Okay - I was already laughing and then Bill Clinton???? Brown-chicken, Brown-cow. :) OMG!!! I.cant.breath.the.laughing.

Then the sucker punch to my laugh muscle with Jon Gosslein's faux-hawk.


WonderWomanWannabe said...

Both of the Gosselin's make me want to puke. Really. Kate is such a...ugh...and Jon is...ah....I love the kids. That is all.

Poor baby Josie. I hope she gets stronger every day.

Casey said...

Ohhh this was funny, well except the baby Josie one. I hope she gets to feeling better

Kmama said...

That picture of Heidi is just gross. I saw a preview for the Hills and her mom tells her that she looked better before her surgery. GO MOM!!!

Jessica said...

awww Jim Carrey and Jenny were such a cute couple! I liked them together! Awwww, but I did leave you something at my blog!

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Mary said...

Thanks for all of the updates! Let me just say: I LOVED the Dixie Chicks until "IT" happened. I kept my cd's though! I think they'll be great without "you know who".
I think you put into words what we all think when we read those headlines!

Jeanette Huston said...

I am following you from MBC

Jeanette Huston

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I think this is your best one yet!! I can't stop smiling!!!

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